{"id":489,"date":"2023-09-08T03:53:08","date_gmt":"2023-09-08T09:53:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/equessurge.win\/wordpress\/?page_id=489"},"modified":"2023-09-27T14:55:08","modified_gmt":"2023-09-27T20:55:08","slug":"when-the-shtf","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/equessurge.win\/wordpressurge\/when-the-shtf\/","title":{"rendered":"When the SHTF"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n\r\n<h3 style=\"color: black;--darkreader-inline-color: #e8e6e3;text-align: left\" data-darkreader-inline-color=\"\"><strong>\r\n<\/strong><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/equessurge.win\/wordpressurge\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/jumping-spider-1127626sm-2.png\"><strong><br><h4>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spidey says:<\/strong><\/h4>\r\n\r\n<table style=\"width:98%;margin-left:1%;font-size: 26px\">\r\n<tbody><tr><td>\r\nWhen the Shit Hits The Fan, Keep All Eyes Open.<br>\r\nGo for the (self-proclaimed) &#8220;Elites&#8221;.\r\n<h6>All they do is eat, drink, shit, intra-family fuck, sleep, and bark orders.<br>\r\nThey are such spoiled, soft pussies that taking them is a breeze, ya know, like fish in a barrel.\r\n<br>\r\nThey can&#8217;t cook, drive, fly, protect themselves without help, sew, shovel, sing, tell the truth to anyone(even themselves). Can&#8217;t even wipe their own asses.\r\n<br>\r\nWhy they are good:\r\n<\/h6>\r\n<br>\r\n<ul>\r\n<li>Tender meat because they don&#8217;t work and build hard muscles\r\n<\/li>\r\n<li>Safe meat because they don&#8217;t eat and drink the poisons they foist on us &#8220;useless eaters&#8221;\r\n<\/li>\r\n<li>Plenty of lard to keep and cook with\r\n<\/li>\r\n<li>Large hides for making soft leathers\r\n<\/li>\r\n<li>Prion-free brains to cook with our eggs\r\n<\/li>\r\n<li>Note: Avoid their mountain oysters cuz them things have been in places you don&#8217;t want to imagine.\r\n<\/li>\r\n<\/li>\r\n<br>\r\nWe wish you good eating.\r\n<br><h3>So, when the SHTF, CHOW DOWN!\r\n<\/h3>\r\n<br>\r\n<\/h5>\r\n<\/li><\/ul><\/h6><\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>\r\n\r\n\r\n<p><!-- \/wp:pagelayer\/pl_row --><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spidey says: When the Shit Hits The Fan, Keep All Eyes Open. Go for the (self-proclaimed) &#8220;Elites&#8221;. All they do is eat, drink, shit, intra-family fuck, sleep, and bark orders. They are such spoiled, soft pussies that taking them is a breeze, ya know, like fish in a barrel. They can&#8217;t cook, drive, fly, protect &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/equessurge.win\/wordpressurge\/when-the-shtf\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;When the SHTF&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/equessurge.win\/wordpressurge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/489"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/equessurge.win\/wordpressurge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/equessurge.win\/wordpressurge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/equessurge.win\/wordpressurge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/equessurge.win\/wordpressurge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=489"}],"version-history":[{"count":31,"href":"https:\/\/equessurge.win\/wordpressurge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":793,"href":"https:\/\/equessurge.win\/wordpressurge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/489\/revisions\/793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/equessurge.win\/wordpressurge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}