Bill Gates' lab-grown meat is grown from human, immortal cancer cells. Look it up. Research it if you don't believe it. Eating it is a form of cannibalism but is gross too! Give me a big lab-grown, human cancer-meat burger please. Extra mayo!
But NO cheese because dairy is killing the planet with cow carbon emissions.
Gimme a BIG soda cuz I adore high fructose corn syrup and I don't care about the carbon dioxide bubbles because without those it wouldn't be soda pop.